Baby Blue Boxer Briefs

Laten we vandaag wat scheldwoorden in songteksten vervangen door het woord smurf. Waarom? Omdat deze strakke knappert blauw is en in elke zak passen ongeveer zeven smurfen gok ik. Gargamel lees je mee?

Artist: Eamon

Song: Smurf it

 (I don’t want you Back)

“Smurf what I said it don't mean smurf now

Smurf the presents might as well throw em out

Smurf all those kisses they didn't mean jack

Smurf you, you smurf, I don't want you back”

Artist: SlipknotSong: Smurf it all

“Smurf it all, smurf this world, smurf everything that u stand for!”

Artist: Ceelo GreenSong: Smurf You

“I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love

And I'm like, "Smurf you" (ooh, ooh, ooh)

I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough

I'm like, "Smurf you and Smurf her, too

"Said, "If I was richer, I'd still be with ya

"Ha, now ain't that some smurf?(Ain't that some smurf?)

And although there's pain in my chest

I still wish you the best

With a "Smurfyou" (ooh, ooh, ooh)

”Nou dan is de wereld ook weer een stukje vriendelijker. Het enige wat nog me nog rest om te zeggen: LET’S SMURF